What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 07:17
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nasa delays next flight of Boeing’s alternative to SpaceX Dragon - The Edge Malaysia
Just Forget it!
No way
Then came..
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Still no good
Derek Jeter Shares Brutal Reality for Yankees After Dodgers Loss - Sports Illustrated
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
See the moon shine with famous red star Antares in the southern sky on June 9 - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do all Indian parents have in common?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons